"charlie"
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Nov 15, 2007, 10:26 AM
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Here is some Aircraft Humor, hope you like it.
If it has already been posted I apologize.
Subject: Aircraft humor
The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver.
He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked
the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"
The navigator replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"
The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost."
The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on
his chart table.
The pilot asked, "What's that for?"
"To be honest, sir," the navigator replied, "I'll know we're
lost before you will."
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Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles."
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches."
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One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to
hold short of the runway while an MD-80 landed. The MD-80 landed,
rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some
quick-witted comedian in the MD-80 crew got on the radio and said,
"What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?" Our
hero the Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came
back with: "I made it out of MD-80 parts. Another landing like that
and I'll have enough parts for another one."
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A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight.
While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What
was your last known position?" Student: "When I was number one for
takeoff."
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Taxiing down the tarmac, the 757 abruptly stopped, turned
around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally
took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What
was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in
the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while
to find a new pilot."
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"Flight 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up
here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits
a 727?
OK Center, 2341, we are turning! We are turning!!
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