Iain Smith
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Nov 4, 2007, 7:19 AM
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Here's one for Dallas and others in the Lone Star state:-
An Irish priest is transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his
bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked
to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day
outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of
his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The
conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so
kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people
took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley
then replied: "Aye, that is certainly true, but we are also obliged to
notify the next of kin."
Iain
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