
"John Ward"
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jrmward@tpg.com.au
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Nov 5, 2007, 3:18 AM
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Hi Butts, Hehe - I guess I'll have to take the next ten then, mate!? ) Regards, John Ward "donbutts" <remove.donneybutts@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:jFdXi.1341$jn1.1114@newsfe14.lga... > > "Dallas" <Cybnorm@spam_me_not.Hotmail.Com> wrote in message > news:1h2p7q0h4r75t.jvd4gjgysmg8.dlg@40tude.net... >> >> >> King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war >> with >> the Hittites. >> >> His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most >> valuable >> diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the >> pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. >> >> Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." >> >> "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know >> who I am?? I am the king!" >> >> Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who >> you >> are." >> >> >> -- >> Dallas > > > haha - good one Dally > > And God says to Moses on the mountain " gidday mate" (down under story) > "How's it going there God" > "Hey, I got some commandments for you Moses" > " Oh yeah? how much are they?" (Moses being a jew) > "They're free mate" > "Oh well, count me in, I'll take ten!!" > >
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